You're a Listener and you don't get it...
This cartoon shows two characteristics of those of us who are on the air. We're cheap and we're thieves. Don't expect a card from us just because you sent one to us at the station. You'll get a recorded Christmas message Christmas morning just like everyone else that listens to our canned programming. Merry Christmas! (provided we don't have to ride the board Christmas morning)
KRUD Listener Tip: Please do not call the radio station on Christmas Morning. Whoever got the short straw and has to work on that day will not be full of Christmas spirit. Hold your calls until after 3pm that afternoon or Scrooge might answer the phone.