You're a Listener and you don't get it...
The voiceover artist (aka ,"Voice God" ,"Voice Actor" or "Carries them in a wheelbarrow pain in the ass") is expected to perform miracles with lousy client copy. If it isn't poorly worded, it's unfunny, or as in this example, twice as much copy expected in half the time allotted. Clients make a lot of ridiculous demands, giving direction such as "make it fast, but slow", or "make it serious with a touch of humor and a Dutch accent". But, that's why they are Voiceover Deities, making unholy amounts of manna (bread).