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Date: 28 Aug 92 04:27:06 GMT

News/Mail agreement.

DO NOT READ THIS MESSAGE UNTIL YOU HAVE READ THIS MESSAGE!

This is a legal agreement between you, the reader, and me the writer. Hi Mom! BY READING THIS SEALED LINE, YOU ARE AGREEING TO BE BOUND, GAGGED, AND FONDLED BY THE TERMS LAID OUT BELOW. (AS YOU WILL BE) The agreement, hereafter known as THE AGREEMENT, shall be deemed to be agreed to (hereafter known as AGREED TO) if, and only if, we both agree (hereafter known as AGREE) to it.

GRANT OF LICENCE.
In consideration of payment of large sums of money (HEREAFTER KNOWN AS LARGE SUMS OF MONEY), we, the writers (there's two of us now) allow you, the readers, to read this licence.

COPY RESTRICTIONS
You make take one copy of this message as a backup in case of toilet paper shortage, one copy for your partner, and one copy for Uncle ("slim") Hawkins, who just collects messages and drools into a bucket

TERMINATION.
This licence will terminate.